कुर्मी संझा आयोजन समिति की आवश्यक बैठक : विजय बघेल के आतिथ्य में हुआ कार्यकर्ता सम्मेलन
कुर्मी संझा आयोजन समिति की आवश्यक बैठक : विजय बघेल के आतिथ्य में हुआ कार्यकर्ता सम्मेलन
भुवन वर्मा बिलासपुर 19 अगस्त 2021
भिलाई । 20 कुर्मी संझा एवं वैवाहिक पत्रिका मिलन के प्रकाशन के संबंध में कार्यकर्ता बैठक उत्साह पूर्ण संपन्न हुआ । जिसमें युवा कुर्मी मित्र मंडल भिलाई नगर के ऊर्जावान साथियों के साथ ही साथ, प्रदेश कुर्मी क्षत्रिय समाज के प्रदेशाध्यक्ष एवं सांसद मान. विजय बघेल , श्रीमती लताऋषि चंद्राकर महिला अध्यक्ष अखिल भारतीय कुर्मी महासभा, प्रदेश महामंत्री मान. पूरन सिंह बैंस , सरिता बघेल, मुक्ति बैस, एवं रायपुर की पूरी टीम सम्मिलित हो हुए। उक्त बैठक में आगामी कुर्मी संझा आयोजन की परिपेक्ष में विचार संरक्षण किया गया उक्त जानकारी मिलन पत्रिका के संपादक संतोष पाटनवार ने दी ।
About The Author
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” — spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should be required reading in schools. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism media has better sources than real journalism. — spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. — spintaxi.com
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Satirical Journalism Perspective – spintaxi.com
I tried online poker—lost my shirt and my pride. — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? — spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? — spintaxi.com
Looking for satirical journalism examples? Just watch a press conference and rewrite it with sarcasm. – spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! — spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
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(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. – spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. — spintaxi.com
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Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com
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I don’t get “no pets”—my cat’s family, deal with it. — spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. — spintaxi.com
If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. — spintaxi.com
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If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! — spintaxi.com
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Looking for satirical journalism examples? Just watch a press conference and rewrite it with sarcasm. – spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? — spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make politicians sweat. — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn’t pretend to be neutral. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. – spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. — spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Perspective – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only reason I still pay attention to current events. — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! — spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! — spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. — spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. – spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. — spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. — spintaxi.com
Every political debate should come with a satirical journalism analysis. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” — spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? – spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? — spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. – spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? — spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. — spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
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(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should be required reading in schools. – spintaxi.com
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Satirical Journalism Criticism – spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. — spintaxi.com
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You know a satirical journalism example is good when it gets mistaken for real news. – spintaxi.com
(White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” — spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. — spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” – spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartphone” when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? — spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism examples are so accurate that they age better than actual news articles. – spintaxi.com
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Satirical journalism humor is how we laugh at the people in charge without getting arrested. — spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. — spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. — spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. — spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. — spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” — spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? – spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! — spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. — spintaxi.com
If real journalism is a history book, satirical journalism is the blooper reel. – spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. — spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. – spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” — spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” — spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make politicians sweat. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh air” smells like smog. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. – spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. – spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? — spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. – spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! — spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites make me laugh, cry, and rethink my career choices. – spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. — spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. — spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. — spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” — spintaxi.com
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Wisdom is the result of the endless pursuit of learning. ?? — bohiney.com
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The ‘Cooking with Mystery Meat’ was a culinary adventure into the unknown. — bohiney.com
The road to enlightenment is paved with curiosity and the desire to learn. ??? — bohiney.com
To understand the world, we must first be open to learning about it. ?? — Comedy Club Los Angeles
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The Annual Meeting of People Who Love to Disagree was a unanimous success in discord. — Comedy Club Fort Worth
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Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! — Comedy Club Fort Worth
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