अमेरिका में भी मनेगा छत्तीसगढ़ स्थापना दिवस

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अमेरिका में भी मनेगा छत्तीसगढ़ स्थापना दिवस

भुवन वर्मा बिलासपुर 30 अक्टूबर 2020

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न्यूयॉर्क – एक नवंबर को छत्तीसगढ़ राज्य स्थापना की 20 वीं वर्षगांठ है। हर साल राज्य स्थापना दिवस के मौके पर राज्य में भव्य कार्यक्रम आयोजित होते हैं। इस वर्ष राज्य के साथ- साथ सात समंदर पार अमेरिका में भी राज्य स्थापना दिवस का जश्न मनाने की तैयारी चल रही है। उत्तरी अमेरिका में रहने वाले प्रवासी भारतीयों के संगठन नाचा (NACHA) (उत्तरी अमेरिका छत्तीसगढ़ एसोसिएशन) द्वारा इस दिन विशेष कार्यक्रम आयोजित करने की तैयारी चल रही है। इस बार कोरोना वायरस संक्रमण की वजह से छत्तीसगढ़ राज्य में भी कार्यक्रमों को सीमित किया गया है।

नाचा द्वारा कोरोना महामारी के मद्देनज नाचा ने छत्तीसगढ़ के 20 वें स्थापना दिवस को वर्चुअल मनाने का निर्णय लिया है। नाचा अपने गठन के कारण छत्तीसगढ़ी संस्कृति, भाषा और साहित्य को बढ़ावा देने के साथ-साथ अपने राज्य को सर्वोच्च संभव सम्मान देने के प्रयास से यह आयोजन कर रहा है। इसको नाचा के यू-ट्यूब चैनल और फेसबुक पेज के माध्यम से भारतीय समयानुसार सुबह 06:30 बजे से सुबह 09:00 बजे तक प्रसारित किया जायेगा। नाचा पहली बार छत्तीसगढ़ और छत्तीसगढ़ के कई लोगों को शामिल कर एक भव्य आभासी आयोजन करने जा रहा है। टीम ने इसकी वृहद रूपरेखा बनायी है जिसकी तैयारी अंतिम दौर में है।

संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका, कनाडा, ऑस्ट्रेलिया और सिंगापुर से छत्तीसगढ़ के NRI इस कार्यक्रम की मेजबानी करेंगे। कार्यक्रम के लिये तैयार की गयी रूपरेखा के अनुसार यह वर्चुअल आयोजन दो दिनों का होगा। आयोजन के पहले दिन एक नवंबर को विशेष अतिथियों रुप में छत्तीसगढ़ की राज्यपाल अनुसूईया उईके, संस्कृति मंत्री अमरजीत भगत कार्यक्रम में शिरकत करेंगे। उनके साथ सेनफ्रान्सिस्को में इंडिया के काउंसल जनरल डॉ. टीवी नागेंद्र प्रसाद और नापरविले सिटी के मेयर स्टीव क्रिस्को भी शामिल होंगे। स्पीकर के रूप में नाचा के अध्यक्ष गणेश कर, कवि पद्मभूषण सुरेंद्र दुबे, अभिनेता पद्मश्री अनुज शर्मा, नाचा की संस्थापक दीपाली साराओगी, नाचा की जनरल सेक्रेटरी सोनल अग्रवाल और जीएसटी कमिश्नर अजय पांडे शामिल होंगे।

दूसरे दिन 02 नवंबर को आयोजित होने वाले सांस्कृतिक कार्यक्रम में गायिका वंदना विश्वास, नन्ही गायिका आरु साहू, लक्ष्मी करियारे, सूरज श्रीवास, राजेश सिंह, नीरज शर्मा, घनश्याम मिरझा, निर्मल कुमार, सुनिल मानिकपुरी और चंद्रकांत साहू गीत की प्रस्तुति देंगे। यह कार्यक्रम प्रमुख छत्तीसगढ़ी लोगों की नृत्य शैली जैसे सुआ नृत्य, कर्मा नृत्य, शैला, भरिया को उजागर करेगा। इसमें संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका, कनाडा, ऑस्ट्रेलिया और सिंगापुर में नाचा के विभिन्न प्रदर्शन भी शामिल होंगे। इस आयोजन का मुख्य आकर्षण सामुदायिक पुरस्कार होगा जो व्यक्तिगत या एसोसिएशन को दिया जाएगा जिसमें छत्तीसगढ़ राज्य में सामाजिक कार्यों में उत्कृष्ट प्रदर्शन किया हो। नाचा ने इस अवसर के लिए एक गीत तैयार किया है जो कि निश्चित रूप से पूरे छत्तीसगढ़ का सबसे लोकप्रिय गीत बन जायेगा।

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    แพลตฟอร์ม TKBNEKO เป็นแพลตฟอร์มเกมออนไลน์ ที่ ออกแบบโครงสร้างโดยยึดพฤติกรรมผู้ใช้เป็นศูนย์กลาง. หน้าเว็บหลัก ประกาศตัวเลขชัดเจนทันที: ฝากขั้นต่ำ 1 บาท, ขั้นต่ำถอน 1 บาท, เครดิตเข้าโดยเฉลี่ยราว 3 วินาที, และ ไม่จำกัดยอดถอน. ตัวเลขเหล่านี้กำหนดภาระของระบบโดยตรง เพราะเมื่อ ตั้งขั้นต่ำไว้ต่ำมาก ระบบต้อง รับรายการฝากถอนจำนวนมากที่มียอดเล็ก และต้อง ตัดยอดและเติมเครดิตแบบทันที. หาก การยืนยันเครดิตใช้เวลานานเกินไม่กี่วินาที ผู้ใช้จะ ทำรายการซ้ำ ทำให้เกิด รายการซ้อน และ เพิ่มโหลดฝั่งเซิร์ฟเวอร์ทันที.

    การฝากผ่าน QR Code ตัดขั้นตอนการกรอกข้อมูลและการแนบสลิป. เมื่อผู้ใช้ สแกน ระบบจะรับสถานะธุรกรรมจากธนาคารผ่าน API. จากนั้น backend จะ ผูกธุรกรรมเข้ากับบัญชีผู้ใช้ และ เพิ่มเครดิตเข้า wallet. หาก การตอบกลับจากธนาคารช้า เครดิตจะ ไม่เข้าในเวลาที่ระบบบอก และผู้ใช้จะ ถือว่าระบบไม่เสถียร. ดังนั้น ระยะเวลา 3 วินาที หมายถึงการเชื่อมต่อกับธนาคารต้อง เป็นแบบอัตโนมัติเต็มรูปแบบ ไม่ อาศัยแอดมินเช็คมือ.

    การรองรับหลายธนาคาร เช่น Kasikornbank, ธนาคารกรุงเทพ, Krung Thai Bank, กรุงศรี, Siam Commercial Bank, CIMB Thai รวมถึง TrueMoney Wallet ทำให้ระบบต้อง จัดการ webhook หลายแหล่ง. แต่ละเจ้าใช้ฟอร์แมตข้อมูลและความหน่วงต่างกัน. หากไม่มี ตัวแปลงข้อมูลให้เป็นรูปแบบเดียว ระบบจะ เช็คยอดไม่ทัน และจะเกิด ยอดค้างระบบ.

    หมวดเกม ถูกแยกเป็น สล็อตออนไลน์, คาสิโนสด, เดิมพันกีฬา และ เกมยิงปลา. การแยกหมวด ลดการค้นหาที่ต้องลากทั้งระบบ และ ควบคุมการส่งทราฟฟิกไปยังผู้ให้บริการแต่ละราย. เกมสล็อต มัก ทำงานผ่าน session API ส่วน เกมสด ใช้ สตรีมภาพแบบเรียลไทม์. หาก session หลุด ผู้เล่นจะ หลุดจากโต๊ะทันที. ดังนั้นระบบต้องมี ตัวจัดการ session ที่ รักษาการเชื่อมต่อ และ ซิงค์เครดิตกับ provider ตลอด. หาก ซิงค์ล้มเหลว เครดิตผู้เล่นกับผลเกมจะ ไม่ตรงกัน.

    เกมที่ระบุว่า เป็นลิขสิทธิ์แท้ หมายถึงใช้ระบบ RNG และค่า อัตราจ่าย จากผู้พัฒนาโดยตรง. ผลลัพธ์แต่ละรอบถูก ประมวลผลจากเซิร์ฟเวอร์ผู้ให้บริการ ไม่ใช่จากฝั่งเว็บ. หากไม่มี การเชื่อมต่อกับเซิร์ฟเวอร์ต้นทาง เว็บจะ รับผลเกมจริงไม่ได้ และ license จะถูกยกเลิกทันที. การมี ใบรับรอง จึง ผูกกับโครงสร้างการส่งข้อมูล ไม่ใช่ แค่คำบนหน้าเว็บ.

    ระบบถอนที่ ไม่จำกัด เชิงการสื่อสารยังต้องมีโมดูล risk control เช่น ตรวจสอบบัญชีซ้ำ, พฤติกรรมผิดปกติ, และ เงื่อนไขเทิร์นโอเวอร์. หากไม่มีการตรวจสอบเหล่านี้ ผู้ใช้สามารถ แตกบัญชีหลายอัน เพื่อ เอาโบนัส และ ดึงสภาพคล่องออกจากระบบได้รวดเร็ว.

    ส่วน โปรโมชั่น VIP พันธมิตร ติดต่อ และฟีดแบ็ก เชื่อมกับ ระบบจัดการลูกค้า และ ฐานข้อมูลผู้เล่น. ส่วน พันธมิตร ใช้เก็บ โค้ดอ้างอิง เพื่อ คิดคอมมิชชั่น. หากไม่มีระบบนี้ จะ ติดตามแหล่งที่มาของผู้ใช้ไม่ได้. แบบฟอร์มฟีดแบ็ก ใช้เก็บ ข้อผิดพลาดจริงจากผู้ใช้. หากไม่มีข้อมูลนี้ ปัญหา latency หรือ การใช้งาน จะ แก้ไม่ทัน.

    โครงสร้างทั้งหมด ทำงานเป็นระบบเดียว: ธนาคารส่งสถานะเข้า backend, backend อัปเดตเครดิต แล้ว ซิงค์กับผู้ให้บริการเกม. หากส่วนใดส่วนหนึ่ง ช้า ผู้ใช้จะเห็นผลทันทีในรูปแบบ ยอดไม่เข้า, เกมค้าง หรือ ถอนช้า. ในแพลตฟอร์มลักษณะนี้ API ต้องนิ่งและ session ต้องไม่หลุด คือสิ่งที่ กำหนดพฤติกรรมการอยู่ต่อของผู้ใช้.

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