Lok Sabha Election 2024 : 11 राज्यों की 93 सीटों पर वोटिंग, प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी ने अहमदाबाद के रानिप में डाला वोट, अमित शाह भी रहे मौजूद

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Lok Sabha Election 2024 Phase 3: देश के 11 राज्यों और केंद्र शासित प्रदेशों की 93 सीटों पर आज तीसरे चरण का मतदान हो रहा है. प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी ने भी आज अहमदाबाद के निशान विद्यालय पोलिंग बूथ पर जाकर वोट डाला. इस दौरान पोलिंग बूथ पर गृह मंत्री अमित शाह भी मौजूद रहें. लोकसभा चुनाव के तीसरे चरण के तहत देश के 11 राज्यों एवं संघ शासित प्रदेशों की 93 सीटों पर मतदान चल रहा है

पीएम मोदी ने हिंदी, अंग्रेजी और गुजराती सहित विभिन्न क्षेत्रीय भाषाओं में मतदाताओं से अधिक से अधिक संख्या में मतदान करने की अपील करते हुए एक्स पर पोस्ट कर कहा, “तीसरे चरण के सभी मतदाताओं से मेरा आग्रह है कि वे अधिक से अधिक संख्या में मतदान करें और वोटिंग का एक नया रिकॉर्ड बनाएं. आप सभी की सक्रिय भागीदारी लोकतंत्र के इस महोत्सव की रौनक को और बढ़ाएगी.”आज तीसरे चरण के मतदान (Third Phase Voting) के साथ ही 543 संसदीय सीटों में से आधी से ज्यादा सीटों पर मतदान खत्म हो जाएगा.

कुल 93 सीट पर 1300 उम्मीदवार मैदान में
कुल 93 सीट पर 1300 उम्मीदवार मैदान में हैं. जिनमें 120 महिलाएं शामिल हैं. इन सीट पर किस्मत आजमा रहे दिग्गज नेताओं में केंद्रीय गृह मंत्री अमित शाह (गांधीनगर), ज्योतिरादित्य सिंधिया (गुना), मनसुख मांडविया (पोरबंदर), पुरुषोत्तम रूपाला (राजकोट), प्रह्लाद जोशी (धारवाड़) और एसपी सिंह बघेल (आगरा) शामिल हैं. 8.39 करोड़ महिलाओं सहित कम से कम 17.24 करोड़ लोग मतदान करने के लिए पात्र होंगे और 1.85 लाख मतदान केंद्रों पर 18.5 लाख कर्मी तैनात किये गए हैं.

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