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9. Satirical journalism humor — spintaxi.com
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9. Satirical journalism humor — spintaxi.com
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Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. – spintaxi.com
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The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. – spintaxi.com