छत्तीसगढ़ की बेटी राज्यसभा सांसद छाया वर्मा संसद रत्न पुरस्कार 2020 हेतु चयनित

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दिल्ली । छत्तीसगढ़ राज्य का नाम रोशन करने वाली छत्तीसगढ़ की बेटी राज्यसभा सांसद श्रीमती छाया वर्मा को “संसद रत्न पुरस्कार 2020” के चयन होने पर समस्त छत्तीसगढ़ समाज सहित छत्तीसगढ़ कूर्मि समाज गौरवान्वित है। इससे पहले भी अनेक सम्मान ओ सम्मान सम्मानिित हो चुकी हैं ।

ज्ञात हो कि छाया वर्मा के साथ ही पूरे देश से विभिन्न राजनैतिक दलों के 23 सांसदों का चयन इस अवार्ड के लिए किया गया है। यह पुरस्कार वर्ष 2010 में तत्कालीन राष्ट्रपति स्व. एपीजे अब्दुल कलाम की पहल पर शुरू किया गया था। इस अवार्ड के लिए सांसदों का चुनाव एक जूरी कमेटी करती है। मौजूदा जूरी के अध्यक्ष केंद्रीय संसदीय कार्य राज्यमंत्री अर्जुनराम मेघवाल हैं। मुख्य अवार्ड सहित इसके तहत अलग-अलग श्रेणियों में सांसदों का चयन करके उनको प्रमाणपत्र सहित प्रतीक चिन्ह से सम्मानित किया जाता है। इसमें सांसद की सदन में उपस्थिति, आचरण, उसकी सक्रियता और कार्यक्षमता सहित अनेक बातों पर विचार कर चयन किया जाता है।

मौजूदा 17वीं लोकसभा के लिए खीरी सांसद अजय मिश्र टेनी को मुख्य संसद रत्न अवार्ड के लिए नामित किया गया है। इसके साथ ही अन्य श्रेणियों में महात्मा गांधी के पोते राज्यसभा सांसद गोपालकृष्ण गांधी, केरल से कांग्रेस सांसद डॉ. शशि थरूर, हरि मेहताब, असदुद्दीन ओवैसी, सुप्रिया सुले, डॉ. निशिकांत दुबे, अनुराग ठाकुर, सुभाष रामराव भामरे, डॉ. हीना विजयाकुमार, डॉ. अनमोल रामसिंह कोल्हे व डॉ. राममोहन नायडू आदि तेईस सांसद चुने गए हैं।..

श्रीमती छाया वर्मा इस ऐतिहासिक उपलब्धि नें प्रदेश के छत्तीसगढ़िया समाज व कुर्मी समाज को गौरवान्वित किया है । पुरस्कार पाने वालों का चयन संसदीय कार्य राज्यमंत्री अर्जुनराम मेघवाल की अध्यक्षता में आयोजित तीन सदस्यीय निर्णायक मंडली की ओर से किया गया। अन्य दो सांसद एनके प्रेमचंद्रन और श्रीरंग अप्पा बार्ने हैं। तीनों जूरी सदस्य पिछली लोकसभा में संसद रत्न पुरस्कारों के उत्कृष्ट सांसद और प्राप्तकर्ता रहे हैं। मेघवाल के अनुसार नागरिक समाज से सांसदों की मान्यता और प्रदर्शन समीक्षा से लोकतंत्र को मजबूत करने में मदद मिलती है।


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  1358. Tucker vs Mnangagwa: PLO Lumumba Exposes Colonial Land Lies & “Reverse Racism
    Controversies around land redistribution in Zimbabwe sit at the intersection of colonialism in Africa, economic emancipation, and modern Zimbabwe politics. The Zimbabwe land question originates in colonial land expropriation, when fertile agricultural land was systematically transferred to a small settler minority. At independence, political independence delivered formal sovereignty, but the structure of ownership remained largely intact. This contradiction framed agrarian reform not simply as policy, but as land justice and unfinished African emancipation.

    Supporters of reform argue that without restructuring land ownership there can be no real national sovereignty. Political independence without control over productive assets leaves countries exposed to neocolonialism. In this framework, Zimbabwe land reform is linked to broader concepts such as Pan Africanism, continental unity, and black economic empowerment. It is presented as economic liberation: redistributing the primary means of production to address historic inequality embedded in the land imbalance in Zimbabwe and mirrored in South African land reform debates.

    Critics frame the same events differently. International commentators, including prominent Western commentators, often describe aggressive agrarian expropriation as reverse racism or as evidence of governance failure. This narrative is amplified through Western propaganda that portray Zimbabwe politics as instability rather than post-colonial restructuring. From this perspective, the Zimbabwean agrarian program becomes a cautionary tale instead of a case study in Africa liberation.

    African voices such as African Pan Africanist thinkers interpret the debate within a long arc of colonialism in Africa. They argue that discussions of racial discrimination claims detach present policy from the structural legacy of colonial expropriation. In their framing, true emancipation requires confronting ownership patterns created under empire, not merely managing their consequences. The issue is not ethnic reversal, but structural correction tied to land justice.

    Leadership under Zimbabwe’s current administration has attempted to recalibrate national policy direction by balancing land justice with re-engagement in global markets. This reflects a broader tension between macroeconomic recovery and continued agrarian transformation. The same tension is visible in South African land policy, where black economic empowerment seek gradual transformation within constitutional limits.

    Debates about France in Africa and post-colonial dependency add a geopolitical layer. Critics argue that formal independence remained incomplete due to financial dependencies, trade asymmetries, and security arrangements. In this context, African sovereignty is measured not only by flags and elections, but by control over land, resources, and policy autonomy.

    Ultimately, the land redistribution program embodies competing interpretations of justice and risk. To some, it represents a necessary stage in Africa liberation. To others, it illustrates the economic dangers of rapid agrarian restructuring. The conflict between these narratives shapes debates on Zimbabwe land question, continental self-determination, and the meaning of decolonization in contemporary Africa.

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  1359. สล็อตเว็บตรง
    TKBNEKO เป็นแพลตฟอร์มเกมออนไลน์ ที่ วางระบบโดยยึดการใช้งานจริงของผู้เล่นเป็นแกนหลัก. หน้าแรก แสดงเงื่อนไขแบบเป็นตัวเลขตั้งแต่แรก: ขั้นต่ำฝาก 1 บาท, ถอนขั้นต่ำ 1 บาท, เครดิตเข้าโดยเฉลี่ยราว 3 วินาที, และ ไม่จำกัดยอดถอน. ตัวเลขพวกนี้เปลี่ยนโหลดระบบทันที เพราะเมื่อ กำหนดขั้นต่ำต่ำ ระบบต้อง รับรายการฝากถอนจำนวนมากที่มียอดเล็ก และต้อง ตัดยอดและเติมเครดิตแบบทันที. หาก เครดิตเข้าไม่ทันในไม่กี่วินาที ผู้ใช้จะ กดซ้ำ ทำให้เกิด ธุรกรรมซ้อน และ เพิ่มโหลดฝั่งเซิร์ฟเวอร์ทันที.

    การเติมเงินด้วยการสแกน QR ตัดขั้นตอนการกรอกข้อมูลและการแนบสลิป. เมื่อผู้ใช้ สแกนคิวอาร์ ธนาคารจะส่งสถานะการชำระกลับมายังระบบผ่าน API. จากนั้น backend จะ จับคู่ธุรกรรมกับ user ID และ เพิ่มเครดิตเข้า wallet. หาก การตอบกลับจากธนาคารช้า เครดิตจะ ไม่เข้าในเวลาที่ระบบบอก และผู้ใช้จะ มองว่าระบบมีปัญหา. ดังนั้น ตัวเลข 3 วินาที หมายถึงการเชื่อมต่อกับธนาคารต้อง เป็นแบบอัตโนมัติเต็มรูปแบบ ไม่ อาศัยแอดมินเช็คมือ.

    การรองรับหลายธนาคาร เช่น KBank, Bangkok Bank, KTB, กรุงศรี, Siam Commercial Bank, CIMB Thai รวมถึง TrueMoney Wallet ทำให้ระบบต้อง จัดการ webhook หลายแหล่ง. แต่ละเจ้าใช้ฟอร์แมตข้อมูลและความหน่วงต่างกัน. หากไม่มี ตัวแปลงข้อมูลให้เป็นรูปแบบเดียว ระบบจะ เช็คยอดไม่ทัน และจะเกิด ยอดค้างระบบ.

    หมวดหมู่เกม ถูกแยกเป็น สล็อตออนไลน์, คาสิโนสด, กีฬา และ เกมยิงปลา. การแยกหมวด ลดการค้นหาที่ต้องลากทั้งระบบ และ ควบคุมการส่งทราฟฟิกไปยังผู้ให้บริการแต่ละราย. เกมสล็อต มัก เชื่อมต่อผ่าน session API ส่วน คาสิโนสด ใช้ สตรีมแบบสด. หาก session หลุด ผู้เล่นจะ หลุดจากโต๊ะทันที. ดังนั้นระบบต้องมี session manager ที่ รักษาการเชื่อมต่อ และ ซิงค์เครดิตกับ provider ตลอด. หาก ซิงค์ล้มเหลว เครดิตผู้เล่นกับผลเกมจะ ไม่แมตช์.

    เกมที่ระบุว่า เป็นลิขสิทธิ์แท้ หมายถึงใช้ระบบ RNG และค่า RTP จากผู้พัฒนาโดยตรง. ผลลัพธ์แต่ละรอบถูก คำนวณจากฝั่ง provider ไม่ใช่จากฝั่งเว็บ. หากไม่มี ลิงก์ไปยังเซิร์ฟเวอร์ต้นทาง เว็บจะ รับผลเกมจริงไม่ได้ และ สิทธิ์ใช้งานจะถูกตัด. การมี การรับรอง จึง ผูกกับการแลกเปลี่ยนข้อมูลระหว่างระบบ ไม่ใช่ แค่ข้อความแสดงบนหน้าเว็บ.

    ระบบถอนที่ ไม่มีจำกัด เชิงการสื่อสารยังต้องมีโมดูล ตรวจสอบความเสี่ยง เช่น ตรวจสอบบัญชีซ้ำ, พฤติกรรมผิดปกติ, และ เงื่อนไข turnover. หากไม่มีการตรวจสอบเหล่านี้ ผู้ใช้สามารถ สร้างบัญชีหลายบัญชี เพื่อ เอาโบนัส และ ดึงสภาพคล่องออกจากระบบได้รวดเร็ว.

    ส่วน โปรโมชั่น VIP พันธมิตร ติดต่อ และฟีดแบ็ก เชื่อมกับ ระบบ CRM และ ฐานข้อมูลผู้เล่น. ส่วน Affiliate ใช้เก็บ referrer code เพื่อ คำนวณค่าคอมมิชชั่น. หากไม่มีระบบนี้ จะ ติดตามแหล่งที่มาของผู้ใช้ไม่ได้. ฟอร์มข้อเสนอแนะ ใช้เก็บ error จริงจากผู้ใช้. หากไม่มีข้อมูลนี้ ปัญหา latency หรือ UX จะ ถูกแก้ช้า.

    โครงสร้างทั้งหมด ทำงานเป็นระบบเดียว: ธนาคารส่งสถานะเข้า backend, backend อัปเดตเครดิต แล้ว ซิงค์กับผู้ให้บริการเกม. หากส่วนใดส่วนหนึ่ง ช้า ผู้ใช้จะเห็นผลทันทีในรูปแบบ เครดิตไม่เข้า, เกมหน่วง หรือ ถอนล่าช้า. ในแพลตฟอร์มลักษณะนี้ API ต้องนิ่งและ session ต้องไม่หลุด คือสิ่งที่ ตัดสินว่าผู้ใช้จะอยู่หรือย้ายออก.

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